God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion
God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion
Dry, office‑style sarcasm set in a minimalist two‑tone layout: understated typewriter-inspired text reads as a curt, mock‑indignant verdict on a trivial behavior. The design uses clean, centered typography with ample white space for the deadpan cadence that the “God Forbid” Sarcasm trend favors, making it readable at a glance and easy to layer under a blazer or wear solo for a low‑effort laugh. Product features - With side seams - Ribbed knit collar with seam - Shoulder tape - Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) - Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
