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God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Hoodie
$45.95 USD
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Deadpan office-style hoodie with a sardonic one-line slogan rendered in a minimalist typewriter/periodical font. The design uses restrained, two-tone contrast to lean into the ‘God Forbid’ sarcasm trend — witty, quietly smug text centered on a clean white background for maximum readability. Built for meme-literate young adults who favor subtle, 90s-aesthetic humor in their everyday wardrobe and want an understated piece that reads as ironic commentary in coworker and casual settings. Product features - Kangaroo pouch pocket - Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord - 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) - Adult sizes; meets formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates requirements Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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