God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Sweatshirt
God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Sweatshirt
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Deadpan crewneck emblazoned with a compact, office-style sarcastic line in a typewriter-like font — a quiet, hyper-ironic statement piece that reads like a shared inside joke. The minimalist monochrome embroidery sits centered on a clean white sweatshirt, pairing 90s aesthetic humor with a neutral wardrobe staple for everyday wear. Suited to meme-literate young adults and colleagues who favor subtle, sardonic apparel, this sweatshirt works as a laid-back layer for work-from-home days, coffee runs, or casual office hours. Product features - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend - Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look - Embroidery decoration available on center chest or alternate placements - Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and restricted substance requirements Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.