God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Deadpan crewneck emblazoned with a compact, office-style sarcastic line in a typewriter-like font — a quiet, hyper-ironic statement piece that reads like a shared inside joke. The minimalist monochrome embroidery sits centered on a clean white sweatshirt, pairing 90s aesthetic humor with a neutral wardrobe staple for everyday wear. Suited to meme-literate young adults and colleagues who favor subtle, sardonic apparel, this sweatshirt works as a laid-back layer for work-from-home days, coffee runs, or casual office hours. Product features - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend - Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look - Embroidery decoration available on center chest or alternate placements - Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and restricted substance requirements Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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