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God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Sweatshirt

God Forbid A Bowler Get A Little Motion Sweatshirt

$21.74 USD
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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Deadpan crewneck emblazoned with a compact, office-style sarcastic line in a typewriter-like font — a quiet, hyper-ironic statement piece that reads like a shared inside joke. The minimalist monochrome embroidery sits centered on a clean white sweatshirt, pairing 90s aesthetic humor with a neutral wardrobe staple for everyday wear. Suited to meme-literate young adults and colleagues who favor subtle, sardonic apparel, this sweatshirt works as a laid-back layer for work-from-home days, coffee runs, or casual office hours. Product features - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend - Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look - Embroidery decoration available on center chest or alternate placements - Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and restricted substance requirements Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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